I swear, sometimes having a boyfriend is like takin care of a kid. They want your attention all the time, sometimes they whine, and they wanna be catered to. I mean damn, I love you but damn.

I like attention but sometimes I want my space. Is that too much to ask? I ain't tryna break up or anything like that. I hate guys that think you gon break up with them cuz you want some space. Nigga stop actin like you gon mothafuckin die and shit if you not near ya girl for 10 seconds.

I don't like boys who whine. If you want my attention then please say so. Do not proceed to act like you're 5 and throw a tantrum, because I will then proceed to throw your ass out. Thank you.

Yes, I will serve you when you come to my house sometimes, but do not go overboard. If I say mi casa es tu casa, that means if you thirsty, bring ya ass in the kitchen and pour yaself something to drink. You want a sandwich? There's coldcuts in the fridge; make it yourself.

I am not anyone's wife yet, therefore I feel no obligation to be doin all this extra stuff. You do all this stuff now, then what's the point of getting married? You have nothing to do and he has nothing to look forward to but a name change and a certificate. Whoopdeefuckingdoo.

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